The Life and Times
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you approach Donkey Kong, who is sitting atop his banana horde, and ask him politely for a single banana
he scratches his hairy chin, and shakes his head “no.” he smiles, as if to say “thank you for asking instead of trying to steal from me.”
you turn around and leave the cave in which his horde is stashed. as you walk out, donkey kong calls out to you. you turn around and he smashes a barrel over your head, killing you instantly.
good ending.
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- me when the great wolf fenrir breaks free of his chains and races off to consume odin, signaling the beginning of ragnarok and the destruction of the world: oh my gosh, puppy!! come here pup!!! oh you are SUCH a good boy, let me pet your tummy
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Pace yourself & keep working hard and everything will fall into place at its own time.
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raptor toy box illustration by Jonathan Kuo
Tell me again about how “dinosaurs aren’t as cool or scary now that we know they had feathers.” JFC these guys are simultaneously beautiful and terrifying.
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“I’ll swallow my blood before I swallow my pride.” -
reblog to help Toto bless the rains
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This looks so formal but in reality he is the only one on Poseidon’s cabin (except when Tyson visits) and he was only a praetor for a day.
this is me filling out my resume
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